January 31, 2012

Celebrate the New Year With These Top 10 Tips

As the New Year begins, it’s most often followed by a New Year’s resolution.  A declaration of becoming a better you. The most common decree? To join a gym and start working out so people will mistake you for Brad Pitt/George Clooney/ Megan Fox/Reese Witherspoon/Any other totally hot celebrity. To help you reach your mission and not embarrass yourself in the process while also honoring our 10-year anniversary, Response Marketing has put together a Top 10 list of things not to say in a gym:

  1. Can I touch your muscles?
  2. Is “juice bar” code for steroids?
  3. Is that sweat stain from me?
  4. I really like your shoes!
  5. That’s all you can lift?
  6. Do you get any celebrities at this gym?
  7.  The stuff I take is all-natural
  8.  I’m supposed to lift with my back right?
  9.  I come here for the eye candy.
  10. It’s been a day. Why don’t I have a 6 pack yet?

In closing, it would be ill advised to say any of the above while combing around the local gym. However, if you found these tips clever/interesting/engaging, imagine what we can do for you.

Stay tuned next month for our February top 10 list.

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